If You C Jordan Acoustic chords by Something Corporate

iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.

Intro:
Em  (x2)

Verse:
D
I have a story, a bitter anthem
    Em
For everyone to hear
D

About this kid who just don't like me
    Em
And that's a solid fact
D
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
    Em
I'm all swelled up with fear
D (pm)
Cause' I can't get him off my back
   Em
If you see

Chorus:
F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C
He makes me
F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
C
Over, high school's over
        C
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x1)

Verse:
D
You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
    Em
And man I think that's great
D
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
       Em
Like I do at all the girls
D
You drove home real quick, did you make it
   Em
In time to masturbate?
D (pm)
There's one too many of you in this world
   Em
If you see

Chorus:
F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C
He makes me
F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
C
Over, high school's over
        F
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

Verse:
D
You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
Em
Led us to this song
D
Won't play it often, just at least until
           Em
You're gone
D
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything
Em
Up to that's pretend
D (pm)
You tried to brainwash all my friends
   Em
If you see

Chorus:
F
Jordan, if you see Jordan
   C
He makes me
F
Sick, he makes me sick
C
High school's
C
Over, high school's over
        F
And you still won't quit

Fuck you

Outro:
F
Jordan, fuck you Jordan
   C
You made me
F
Sick, you made me sick
C
High school's
C
Over, high school's over
           Bm
I don't care if you dye your hair
              C
You'll always be a little red-head bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4