Sex Dwarf chords by Soft Cell

Intro: D

Verse: 1
             Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
       G          F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
G      F    D
I can make a film and make you my star
G                F
You'll be a natural the way you are
D           Bb
I would like you on a long black leash
C          G      F
I will parade you down the high streets
D

You've got the attraction
Bb
You've got the pulling power
C             G     F
Walk my little doggie, walk my little sex dwarf
D          Bb
We can make a scene we'll be a team
C           G       F
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
D               Bb
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
C            G    F
We will take them for a ride of rides
D         Bb
They all love your miniature ways
C             G    F
You know what they say about small boys
D
Sex dwarf

Instrumental 1
D G C F E
D G C F G
D G C F E  (x2)
D Bb C G F  (x2)

Verse: 2
D           Bb
I'm in a Rolls Royce, look, it's so huge!
C
It's big and it's gold
G      F
With my dumb chauffer
D          Bb
Looking to procure, run little doggie
C         G F
Lure a disco dolly
D            Bb
Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely
C           G       F   D
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
     Bb         C            C   F
Sex dwarf, in a gold Rolls, making it with the dumb chauffer


D        Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C          G   F    D  G
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Instrumental 2
F  E  D G Bb G F E
Sex dwarf
D G C F E  (x2)
D Bb C G F  (x2)

Verse: 3
D           Bb
We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
C            G     F
To match the gold Rolls on my dumb chauffer
D            Bb
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
C          G     F
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold
D          Bb
We can have playtime in my little playroom
C       G   F   D          Bb C F E
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf and my dumb chauffer
D           Bb
I would like you on a long black leash
C            G    F
You can bring me all the things I need
D
Sex dwarf


Bb
Isn't it nice?
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C          G  F    D
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Instrumental 3
D G C F  E      x4
     Sex dwarf
D Bb C    G F   x2
    sex dwarf


D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

D        Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D
Sex dwarf
Bb
Isn't it nice?
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
D        Bb
Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice
C             G    F
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

End
D    Bb
Sex dwarf
C    G F
Sex dwarf
D    Bb
Sex dwarf
C     F      Bb C
Sex dwarf, isn't it nice