Santas My Boyfriend chords by Snl

Opening Dialogue

open on Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph decorating a Christmas tree:

A: Well, it's the last show before Christmas, girls.
K: How are you guys gonna spend the holidays?
M: My holiday's gonna be super-special this year.
A&K: laugh: Do tell!!

up-tempo music pots up: - ***Ride A for intro***

M: I'm spending it with my new guy.
A: So am I!
K: Me, too!
M: What's he like?
A: Well.. I'll tell you!

Verse 1:
A
I've got a new man this holiday.
                         Bm
Someone who won't let me down
  Bm                    D
A guy whose eyes always sparkle
  Bm          D           A
A man who can show you the town.

   A
My boyfriend knows when I'm sleeping
Bm                  E
He always treats me right.
   Bm                 C#m     D
He knows if I've been bad or good
             Bm       E              A
But when I'm naughty, he thinks it's nice.

E! E!


Chorus:
           A
Santa's my boyfriend
        Bm                     E
Oh yes, Santa's the one that I love.
    Bm                       C#m
I believe he's real, because I can still feel
    D                       E
The touch of his furry white glove.

           A
Santa's my boyfriend
         Bm                      E
Oh, I've never been in love like this.
              Bm
When he comes down my chimney
      C#m          D
I get weak in the knees
             Bm              E           A
Because it's his kiss that's first on my list!


VERSE 2: (Dialogue) - ride A

A: I like it when we jump in a sleigh, and he takes me to the north Pole!
K&M: Ain't he the greatest?
K: He told me that he loves the taste of my milk and cookies!
A&M: He told me the same thing!!
M: When everybody else is putting up their stockings, he's taking mine down!
ALL: You get the picture!!


Chorus:
           A
Santa's my boyfriend
            Bm                      E
He keeps me warm in the cold winter snow.
     Bm                    C#m
He's jolly and kind, and I don't even mind
        D                          E
When he sees me and shouts 'Ho, ho, ho!'

           A
Santa's my boyfriend
    Bm                     E
And we'll have a wonderful life
        Bm                            C#m       D
I can't wait for the time, when he'll truly be mine
          Bm        E          A
And he'll leave his b**ch of a wife.


VERSE 3: (Dialogue) - ride A

He's gonna leave her, right?
Of course he's gonna leave her - he promised!
They always promise, and it usually works out, right?


FINALE:
    A
Oh, liiiiiiiiiiive.
    D       Ab
Oh, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
         D      A
From New Yorrrrrrrrrrrrrk
              D