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Toaster Chords by Slowthai

Toaster chords by Slowthai

Guitar chords with lyrics

Intro:
G Am G Em Em
G Am G Em Em


Verse 1:

G
Not one for authority

Am               G
Follow you, no follow me

Em
Left foot forward bro be free
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       Em
There are no rules, just societies

G                              Am
Society says slowthai is a danger

     G
Head top rearranger

Em
No love for authorities

      Em
They took my bro and that's robbery

G                              Am
Did my thing no way could I cater

        G             Em
We can sort it out later

                        Em
Roll about for that flavour

                      G
Nasty boy, it's my nature

                          Am
Consequence bun a consequence

             G               Em
I'm a narcissist, see you later

                             Em
Defending my team like Shawcross

                                     G
Can't talk about steez rocking boot cuts

                   Am
Shortcuts no confusion

               G                 Em
I wouldn't do you if I was clueless

                        Em
Hop a fence for that bunda

                      G
What I do for the music

                            Am
No man can ever call me junior

              G          Em
Say that I'm moving stupid

                             Em
I don't hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid

G                         Am
Rather stay at home be zooted

         G           Em
It just ain't computing

                          Em
That I ain't code in computer

                                     G
Follow the leader 'till we get snookered

                                 Am
Wear my Zoomers you're wearing Pumas

             G                     Em
Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas

                                Em
I'm sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cuppa Rosie Lee on my sofa


Chorus:

G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa

             Em
At one with nature

                 G
Pissing off my neighbours

                Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa

              Em
At one with nature

                  G
Pissing off my neighbours


Post-Chorus:

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am       G
I think someone's there

Em
Turn it up I don't care

Em
Turn it up I don't care

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am       G
I think someone's there

Em
Turn it up I don't care

Em
Turn it up I don't care


Verse 2:

   G
Authorities that I can't hear

     Am                G
You can't come in, no pigs in here

 Em
Warrant outstanding more than a year

Em
Hand myself in and my solicitors there

G
Understanding the agenda

           Am            G
If you're law-abiding, cooperate, bless

Em
Pirates like me say

               Em
You'll never catch me alive, or dead

G
HMP can't be a prisoner

          Am                 G
Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher

     Em
On custody even as a visitor

           Em
It's not holiday, and it's not me dog

          G
I want mahogany up in my yard

 Am                G
Doberman shitting on my grass

Em
Name stitched up in my garms

Em
I never listen to what I got told


Chorus:

G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa

             Em
At one with nature

                 G
Pissing off my neighbours

                Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa

              Em
At one with nature

                  G
Pissing off my neighbours

G               Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                Em
Bum parked on my sofa

             Em
At one with nature

                 G
Pissing off my neighbours

                Am
Crumpets in my toaster

G                 Em
Bum parked on my sofa

              Em
At one with nature

                  G
Pissing off my neighbours


Outro:
I said

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am           G
I think the feds are there

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

G
Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

Am           G
I think the feds are there

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

Em
Fuck the feds I don't care

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