Jort Storm chords by Slimecicle

• Capo on 4th

Strumming: Suggested ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑
Tuning: Standard

🎸 Intro:

     Em
This just in!

We're receiving reports that

a new fad is taking
   C
the nation by storm.

It's name? JORTS
Em
But it appears as if this breakthrough
                           C
in jean-short splicing technology is
                   D
casing irregular weather patterns

all across the globe (Whoo!)




🎸 Verse 1:
Em
It's the warmer season,

so I can't wear jeans
 C
I really like the denim,

but not the length of the seam
Em
My mom dresses cas and my dad

likes to preen
C
I'm not like either of them,
                      E
I got the recessive gene!


🎸 Chorus:
Em
Jort storm!
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
Em
A jort storm!
C         D
It's a category 5
Em
Jort storm
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C                      D
I said a jort storm's comin',

so run and hide!


🎸 Bridge:
Em
Jorticane
Bm
Jortnado
C
Jortnami
D
Jortquake
Em
Jortruption
D
Jortalanche
G      B
  Jortpocalypse


🎸 Verse 3:
Em                 D
    Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
Em          D           G
    So you better start runnin'
C
Fast, it's a chase
        B
But be careful 'cause these
                      Em
jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
                     D     Em
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
             D     G
Wear 'em to every occasion
C
Jorts in the pool
           B            D
Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral,

yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
Em
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
C
I got a genetic test,

but all my genes are shorts!


🎸 Chorus:
Em
The jort storm!
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
Em
A jort storm!
C         D
It's a category 5
Em
Jort storm
Bm
Jort storm's comin' tonight
C                       D
I take off my f*cking jorts,

I got-a jorts inside


🎸 Outro:
Em
Breaking news
Bm
Millions of Americans are being
       C                    D
sucked directly into the Jortex
                  Em
And it's headed straight for this studio
D                       G
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
B         Em
I love—— (JORTS!)
                D    Em
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
       D    B
Of a fashion so bold
   C
A new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!)
    B
To seal it in denim

and turn it into Jearth!

Em   D
Em   D  G B
C
B  D
Em
C
Em
C   D

Chords used in Jort Storm by Slimecicle:
Em, E, G, B, Bm, C, D,