Country Song chords by Seanan Mcguire

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
Cm
Gold-diggin' is a fine tradition—
    G                Cm
The courtship of the purse.
Cm
But when you wed for greed, you find the vows still read
     F             G
"For better or for worse."
             Cm
Y'know we've had our share of stresses;
            F                Cm
Guess every marriage has its messes.
               F               G
Right now, I'd greet them with elation;
           F             G
Divorce is better than mutation...

Chorus:
          Cm
Y'know, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
            F                   Cm
But now I'm living in a country song.
        G                                            Cm
I don't care who sings it, it was written by Stephen King.
           Cm
The stupid zombies killed the truck,
                   F                         Cm
My husband ate the dog, and now it seems I'm stuck.
       G                                          Cm
I just can't believe this started with a damn bee sting.


Verse 2:
        Cm
With no face he came from outer space—
   G            Cm
An interstellar flu.
    Cm
Now Brenda's fit to bust, what does this mean for us,
    F                       G
And what are we supposed to do?
             Cm
My husband's face is rearrangin;
               F                 Cm
That's not the only thing that's changin'.
             F             G
What sort of fellow gets rejected,
     F                      G
Goes out and gets himself infected?


Chorus:
          Cm
Y'know, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
            F                   Cm
But now I'm living in a country song.


Bridge:
F                               Cm
This unexpected terror from the sky
              F                           Cm
Means it's survival of the fittest, do or die.
            F                            Cm
So if you'd contrive to stay alive, come on now, grab your gun.
       F                        G
Havin' marital fidelity doesn't mean that I won't run!
        F                                     Cm
You can say that I'm a cheatin' whore, that I haven't got a heart,
        F                                    G
But the vows I took on the holy book read "until death do us part"!
N.C.
"And baby...you're dead."


Verse 3:
       Cm
It may be it isn't right of me
   F                Cm
To tell my husband "no."
     Cm
It's true the vows did say "love, honor, and obey,"
    F                         G
But now it's time to let that go,
            Cm
Because our nuptial equation
          F             Cm
Was for a man, not an invasion.
          F                 G
I have to trust there was a reason,
              F              G
This happened during hunting season...


Chorus:
          Cm
Y'know, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
            F                   Cm
But now I'm living in a country song.
        G                                            Cm
I don't care who sings it, it was written by Stephen King.
           Cm
The stupid zombies killed the truck,
                   F                         Cm
My husband ate the dog, and now it seems I'm stuck.
       G                                          Cm
I just can't believe this started with a damn bee sting.
       G                                          Cm
I just can't believe this started with a damn bee sting.
       G                                          Cm
I just can't believe this started with a damn bee sting!
N.C.
"That is...awesome."