The Last Janelle chords by Screeching Weasel

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you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
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to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
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you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
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post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle
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she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
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she's an idea or an ideal that you won't
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ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
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she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut
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i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us
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ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts
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to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen
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and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
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that your stupid on-line world and your
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stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
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  where applicable
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not valid in vermont
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void where prohibited
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and shut   your fucking mouth
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don't go to easter isle
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and overpopulate
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you'll destroy god's spaceship earth
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dilute  dilute o.k.