The Last Janelle chords by Screeching Weasel

Chords with lyrics

D MajorD                 G+G
you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
    E MajorE                   G+G      A augmentedA
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
        D MajorD               G+G
you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
     E MajorE            G+G        A augmentedA
post messages on aol but don't you dare fuck with janelle
      G+G                 D MajorD
she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
     G+G
she's an idea or an ideal that you won't
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ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
   D MajorD              G+G
she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut
     E MajorE             G+G         A augmentedA
i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us
D MajorD            G+G
ugly riot girls saying i don't know shit - it hurts
      E MajorE              G+G       A augmentedA
to know you care enough to send the very shittiest, so gentlemen
  G+G           D MajorD
and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
     G+G
that your stupid on-line world and your
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stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
G+G        D MajorD
  where applicable
  A augmentedA      D MajorD
not valid in vermont
G+G         D MajorD
void where prohibited
  A augmentedA   G+G        D MajorD
and shut   your fucking mouth
   G+G      D MajorD
don't go to easter isle
  A augmentedA    D MajorD
and overpopulate
    G+G            D MajorD
you'll destroy god's spaceship earth
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dilute  dilute o.k.