I Wanna Be A Homosexual chords by Screeching Weasel

Chords with lyrics

"I Wanna Be a Homosexual"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel, Danny Vapid, and Jughead
(C majorC) 1989 Screeching Weasel
from the Very Small Records compilation What Are You Pointing At? and the
Lookout! Records release Kill the Musicians (LK 95 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger ([email protected])

[Notes]
* (chord)^ = chord is arpeggiated
* All E MajorE chords are X 7 9 9 X X X and all F#F# chords are X 9 11 11 X X X.
* Lyrics are my best guess, as a sheet is not included with the album.

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["I Wanna Be a Homosexual"]

Lead intro:
(rhythm chords):   B^  E^  C#^     E^  B^ E^
E----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11-
B--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12----
G----------------------------------------11-----------------------

     C#^        E^     B^        E^
E----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11--
B--12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12--------
G-----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11--------------

     C#^        E^      BB          E MajorE
E----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B--12----12----12----12----12----12-------------------------------
G-----11----11----11----11----11----11----------------------------

          C#C#          E MajorE          BB
E--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B-----------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------

          E MajorE          C#C#         E MajorE
E--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-----
B----------------------------------------------------------------12--
G--------------------------------------------------------------------

  BB            E MajorE            C#C#
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------

        E MajorE            BB
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------

  E MajorE            C#C#           E MajorE      BB
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----|
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12-|
G-----------------------------------------------------------------|

[BB / C#C# / E MajorE] x2

[Verse]:
BB                         C#C#   E MajorE
 I got a little list and I've ...
BB                         C#C#    E MajorE
 See you in orange drag(?), I think I ...
BB                  C#C#  E MajorE    BB
Mincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, ...
                         C#C#   E MajorE
A augmentedA fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream...

[Chorus]:
BB     F#F#  G#G#     E MajorE   BB
 I wanna be, I wanna be ...
    F#F# G#G#     E MajorE   BB
I wanna be, wanna be a h...
    F#F# G#G#     E MajorE   BB
I wanna be, wanna be ...
    F#F# G#G# E MajorE
I wanna be

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up ....
[Repeat chorus]

[Bridge]:
E MajorE      F#F#        D#D#             G#G#
 Call me a faggot, call me a butt-...
    E MajorE                F#F#
I don't care cause it's the ...
       D#D#        G#G#      E MajorE        F#F#
That makes me wanna drink your ....

[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your ....

[Repeat chorus and end on BB]