🎸 Intro: Daddy, please turn me on A Doo doo goo goo doo Doo doo doo doo goo D Doo doo doo doo doo doo F#m Da da doo goo Da da doo goo doo A7 Forklift Simulator
🎸 Verse 1: A Ready to pick up the shit that's in front of me D Ready to move backwards so I can line it up F#m Ready to go and pick up some shit A7 Ready to call my dad A D Ready to come over? (Oh, yeah) F#m Gotta back up my little forklift A7 Oops, ran into the wall of the trailer A But it doesn't count as a collision D You gotta bring the precision F#m You gotta make a decision A7 Or you will experience my derision A Crush a child Crush a child D Here come the parents, crush them too F#m Witnesses are a problem for me A7 I've been to jail many times 🎸 Chorus: A Forklift Simulator D Forklift Simulator F#m I've been to jail so many times A7 Forklift Simulator A Forklift Simulator D Forklift Simulator F#m Learn how to drive a forklift A7 While on work release from prison 🎸 Verse 2: A Once killed a man (whoops) D The man might've been my dad F#m Definitely my dad (whoops) A7 I killed my dad with a forklift A My dad gave me some backchat D Don't want any survivors F#m So I hopped inside that forklift A7 And ran over my dad A He ran over his dad D Then he ran over his mom F#m Mom was a witness A7 Then he ran over his brother A Brother wasn't a witness D I had to drive to his house F#m Run him over with a forklift A7 An efficient way of killing (Come on!) 🎸 Chorus: A Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) D Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) F#m I've been to jail so many times A7 Forklift Simulator A Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) D Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) F#m Learn how to drive a forklift A7 While on work release from prison 🎸 Bridge: A Forklift Simulator D Forklift Simulator F#m See ya fuckin' later A7 That's what I said to my dad A When I threw him in the river D F#m You could say I gently lowered him in the river A7 With a forklift A That was my dad D God, I miss him F#m Forklift Simulator A7 Forklift Simulator 🎸 Chorus: A Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) D Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator)G F#m Wanted in thirteen states A7 Most of which, for murder A Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) D Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) F#m Wanted in thirteen states A7 Most of which, for murder A What do you think of your son, dad? D Lower that fucking shit down F#m What do you think of your son, dad? A7 Oh, that's right, you're dead (whoops) A I killed you with a forklift D Forklift Simulator F#m I don't really remember A7 The cocaine is so strong A What a dark backstory D For Forklift Simulator F#m Killed so many people A7 It's my job and also my passion (Come on!) 🎸 Outro: A Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) D Is that the sound of sirens? (Ooh, yeah!) F#m Forklift Simulator (Forklift Simulator) A7 Please don't tell me that's sirens N.C. Oh, no! Come on! God, no! What the fuck?
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