Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) This is in the key of E (The intro riff continues through the song.) Intro: e|-----------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------| 3x A|-----2--2--2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2-----| E|--0-----------0-----------0-----------0--| A D E B7 A
Verse: E I'm the seven foot man, I've commited no crime E A E Bumping my head into doorways, it happens all the time E A E I'm seven feet tall and I repeat E A F# E They don't make a ski boot that can fit my feet E B7 A E I'm seven feet tall and I don't play basketball Verse: E I'm seven feet tall, but I'm still just a man E A E So of course it hurts me a lot when I walk into the ceiling fan A E Small people say, "I wish I was him" E A F# E But it's been nine years since I've had a trim E B7 A E The barber said, "I can't reach the top of his head" Bridge: E C# Seven foot man E I cannot hide E C# Seven foot man C# E I know 'cause I've tried E C# Seven foot man E My last girlfriend died E B7 A E Because my penis is seven foot wide Verse: E So the next time you see me walking around E A E And my head's right about to hit a tree branch tell me to duck down E A F# E And I'll pay you back soon you will see E A E By getting your frisbee down from that tree E B7 A E I do what I can, I m the seven foot man Outro: E Seven foot man E Seven foot man E
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