Slim Pickins Chords

♫ Intro: G Em C G D ♫ Verse 1: G Em Guess I'll end this life alone C G D I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me G G/F# Em All the douchebags in my phone C Play 'em like a slot machine G D B7 If they're winnin', I'm just losin' ♫ Pre-Chorus: Em A boy who's jacked and kind C Cm Can't find his ass to save my life

♫ Chorus: G Em Oh, it's slim pickings Am If I can't have the one I love Bm C I guess it's you that I'll be kissing G F Just to get my fixings C Since the good ones are deceased or taken D G I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' ♫ Post-Chorus: Em C Ah-ah-ah-ah G D Ah-ah-ah-ah ♫ Verse 2: G Em Jesus, what's a girl to do? C G D G This boy doesn't even know the difference between "their," "there" and "they are" Em Yet he's naked in my room C Missing all the things he's missing G D B7 God knows that he isn't living large ♫ Pre-Chorus: Em A boy who's nice, that breathes C Cm I swear he's nowhere to be seen ♫ Chorus: G Em It's slim pickings Am If I can't have the one I love Bm C I guess it's you that I'll be kissing G F Just to get my fixings C Since the good ones are deceased or taken D G Em I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' C G D Moanin' and bitchin' ♫ Outro: G F C Cm Since the good ones call their exes wasted C Cm And since the Lord forgot my gay awakening C Then I'll just be here in the kitchen D G Serving up some moanin' and bitchin