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β« Intro:
F#m7 D A E
β« Verse 1:
A F#m7
Guess I'll end this life alone
D
I am not dramatic
A E
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me
A F#m7
All the douchebags in my phone
D
I play them like a slot machine
A E
If they're winning I'm just losing
Pre-Chorus
C#7 F#m7
Oh boy who's jacked and kind
D Dm
Can't find his ass to save my life
A F#m7
Oh it's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
E
Then it's you who I'll be kissin
A A7
Just to get my fix in
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
( F#m7 D A E )
β« Verse 2:
A F#m7
Jesus what's a girl to do
D A
This boy doesn't even know the difference
E
Between "their" "there" and "they are"
A F#m7
Yet he's naked in my room
D
Missin all the things he's missin
A E C#7
God knows that he isn't living large
Pre-Chorus
C#7 F#m7
A boy who's nice that breathes
D Dm
Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen
A F#m7
It's slim pickins
D
If I can't have the one I love
A E
Guess it's you who I'll be kissin
A A7
Just to get my fix in
D
Since the good ones are deceased or taken
Dm A
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
F#m7 D A E
Moanin' and bitchin'
( A A7 )
Final
D Dm
And since the good ones call thier exes wasted
D Dm
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin'
D
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen
E A
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin
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- Slim Pickins (Chords)
Song History
Published: September 23, 2024
Last Updated: February 26, 2026