Chords with lyrics
[Intro]
B minorBm G+G D MajorD A augmentedA
[RuPaul]
Lookie here..
Listen up...
I'm the one, oh!
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
B minorBm
Hey, girls, my name's Alaska
G+G
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
D MajorD
Who's that bitch that's on the top?
A augmentedA
Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!
B minorBm
You're born naked, the rest is drag
G+G
But your face just needs a paper bag
D MajorD
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all
A augmentedA
Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul
B minorBm
Line 'em up, front to back
G+G
I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack
D MajorD
Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket
A augmentedA
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!
B minorBm
I'll read you down beneath the ground
G+G
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
D MajorD
Legacy, remember my name
A augmentedA
'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!
[RuPaul]
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
B minorBm
You've been read
B minorBm
I'm the one, one, one
D MajorD
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A augmentedA
I'm the one, one, one
[Detox]
B minorBm
Detox comin' at you with a slow verse
G+G
I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
D MajorD
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
A augmentedA
I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst
B minorBm
You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime
G+G
I see you whinin' and cryin'; take that to Lifetime
D MajorD
So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime
A augmentedA
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
B minorBm
You can't stand me? I don't blame you
G+G
If Ru's number 1, then I'm number 2
D MajorD
You disagree? Well, that's on you
A augmentedA
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
B minorBm G+G
D MajorD to the E MajorE to the T to the O to the- Hold it!... X
D MajorD A augmentedA
Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next!
[RuPaul]
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
B minorBm
You've been read
B minorBm
I'm the one, one, one
D MajorD
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A augmentedA
I'm the one, one, one
[Katya Zamolochikova]
B minorBm G+G
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
D MajorD E MajorE
But your dad just calls me Katya
B minorBm
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
G+G
Always keep 'em coming back for more
D MajorD
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
A augmentedA
So bitch let me show you the door
B minorBm
Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid;
G+G
The only high class Russian whore
D MajorD
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
A augmentedA
That's a rash, not a herpes sore
B minorBm
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
G+G
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
D MajorD A augmentedA
Katya Zamo-lod-chi-kova
[RuPaul]
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
B minorBm
You've been read
B minorBm
I'm the one, one, one
D MajorD
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
A augmentedA
I'm the one, one, one
[Roxxxy Andrews]
B minorBm
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
G+G
I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here
D MajorD
Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right
A augmentedA
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like
B minorBm
I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
G+G
A augmentedA room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
D MajorD
I have to get this right so you don't waste your time
A augmentedA
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
B minorBm G+G
I'm gonna show you what I can do
D MajorD A augmentedA
You're going crazy and seeing two
B minorBm G+G
It's not my fault, you can't blame my game
D MajorD A augmentedA
All these other hoes, but they're all the same
[RuPaul]
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
D MajorD A augmentedA
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
B minorBm
You've been read
B minorBm
I'm the one, one, one
D MajorD
I'm- I'm the one, one, one, one
G+G
I'm the one, one, one
A augmentedA
I'm- I'm the one
B minorBm G+G
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-
D MajorD A augmentedA