Before We Croak Ukulele chords by Roe Kapara

Tuning : half step down (Gb B Eb Ab)

A : 2100
Db7 : 6570
Bm7 : 7670 (verse)
Dbm7 : 4444
D : 7655
Gbm7 : 9999
Bm7 : 2222 (chorus)
Amaj7 : 1100

* = strum once



Verse 1:
A                       Db7
Piss in the shower, got some on my feet
Bm7                           Dbm7
You hog the water while we're cleaning our meat
A                       Db7
We fill our bodies with lactose and bread
Bm7                      Dbm7
So, we got pimples on our backs and our neck
A                  Db7
And you say that I snore way too loudly
Bm7                     Dbm7
Goodnight kiss, I love feeling your mouthpiece
A                 Db7
And I hope we get fifty more years or so
Bm7         Dbm7*
before we croak

Chorus:
           D            Dbm7
So, if the sun explodes tonight
                    Gbm7      Dbm7    Bm7
Just know that I'll hold you 'til we die
           D              Dbm7
And if the planets all collide
              Gbm7     Dbm7     Bm7
Then, I'll be happy we had this life
       Dbm7*       D   Dbm7  A Amaj7
'Cause I'd nеxt to you
D   Dbm7  A Amaj7
You

Verse 2:
A                       Db7
I'll tell you all of my darkest secrеts
Bm7                  Dbm7
You untangle all the knots in my head
A                    Db7
You unfold me like a wrapped-up blanket
Bm7                 Dbm7
And throw me over onto the bed
A                     Db7
With you so close, it feels like home
Bm7                  Dbm7
But I don't know how far we'll go
A                         Db7
I hope there's fifty more years or so
Bm7              Dbm7*
Before we have to croak

Chorus:
           D            Dbm7
So, if the sun explodes tonight
                    Gbm7      Dbm7    Bm7
Just know that I'll hold you 'til we die
           D              Dbm7
And if the planets all collide
              Gbm7     Dbm7     Bm7
Then, I'll be happy we had this life
       Dbm7*       D   Dbm7  A Amaj7
'Cause I'd next to you
D   Dbm7  A Amaj7
You
D*  Dbm7*  A* Amaj7*
You
You