The Vacuum Cleaner Song chords by Robert Earl Keen

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:

C
The vacuum cleaner has no name, it has no name
C
The vacuum cleaner has no name, it has no name
F         G
The vacuum cleaner has no name
C         F
The vacuum cleaner will remain
C        G
Among the things without a name
F         C
Without a name at all

Verse 2:

C
The salmon chair it can't tell time, it can't tell time
C
The salmon chair it can't tell time, it can't tell time
F         G
The salmon chair it can't tell time
C       F
Still it is a friend of mine
C         G
It holds me close, shares my wine
F       C
Never lets me fall

Verse 3:

C
The mirror there it makes no sense, it makes no sense
C
The mirror there it makes no sense, it makes no sense
F          G
The mirror there it makes no sense
C        F
It turns a frog into a prince
C      G
It's only by coincidence
F         C
I'm hangin' on the wall

Verse 4:

C
This life of mine it goes its way, it goes its way
C
This life of mine it goes its way, it goes its way
F          G
This life of mine it goes its way
C          F
It doesn't hear the things I say
C          G
Or else it would be yesterday
F        C
Winter would be fall

Outro:

C
This life of mine it goes its way