Female Badger chords by Rob Brydon

This song was performed by Rob Brydon and the band in the second series of "This is Jinsy"
(you can see their performance on the official channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ptePSzwv8I)
If you spot a mistake or think you can improve the tab, feel free to submit your corrections!

Intro:

C G C
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e|--0--0-3-5-3-0----3-3-0-3-0--------0-3-5-3-0---|
B|----------------------------3----1-----------1-|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------|

OR (the same tune)

e|---------5-----------------------------------------|
B|--5--5-8---8-5----8-8-5-8-5------------5-----------|
G|----------------------------7------5-8---8-5-------|
D|---------------------------------5-----------5-----|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|

Verse:
C
I run a small printing facility
F
I have so much responsibility
C                                         G     Gsus4 G
For leaflets and brochures showing local features
C
When I get home late at night
F
I can’t share my problems with my wife
C                   G               C      G C
So I dress up as a small nocturnal creature

Chorus:
C                         F
A female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
When I dress up as that badger
F
I have to tuck away my tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   C   G C
But it just feels right

Verse:
C
Now Margery has packed my bags
F
I've had to change my habitat
C                             G    Gsus4 G
I dug myself a sett in our backyard
C
She still says I can come for tea
F
She leaves a saucer out for me
C                  G             C  G C
I guess life as a badger can be hard

Chorus:
C                         F
A female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
When I dress up as that badger
F
I tuck away my tiny tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   C   G C
But it just feels right

Spoken verse:
C
Me in a short-legged omnivore
F
Feels like what I was put here for
C                                               G
With a heightened sense of smell, but limited sight
C
Now as I lay here in the dust
F
I smell a male badger’s earthy musk
C                           G                C
And I know it’s gonna be a busy-busy badger night

Chorus:
            C                  F
For a female badger, a female badger
        C                   G    Gsus4 G
In the night, all black and white
C
Oh, when I dress up as that badger
F
I have to tuck away my tadger
C                    G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                    C
But it just feels right

C                   G
Everybody says it’s wrong
                   F      C