Chords with lyrics
Guitar riff:
e|-1---1h3-1-------0—0-5/3-5/3-1----|
BB|-1----------1h3-------------------|
G+G|----------------------------------|
D MajorD|----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|----------------------------------|
E MajorE|----------------------------------|
e|-1h3-1-----0—5-5/3-5/3-1----------|
BB|-------1h3------------------------|
G+G|----------------------------------|
D MajorD|----------------------------------|
A augmentedA|----------------------------------|
E MajorE|----------------------------------|
Trumpet riff:
e|-----0---------------0------3-0-----|
BB|-1-3---3-1-1-----1-3---3-1-------1--|
G+G|------------------------------------|
D MajorD|------------------------------------|
A augmentedA|------------------------------------|
E MajorE|------------------------------------|
Intro:
FF C majorC
Verse 1:
FF C majorC
Any chimp can play human for a day
FF C majorC
Use his opposable thumbs to iron his uniform
FF C majorC
And run for office on election day
FF C majorC
Fancy himself a real decision maker
FF C majorC
And deploy more troops than salt in a shaker
FF C majorC
*salt shaker noises*
Chorus:
FF G+G C majorC
But it's a jungle when war is made
FF G+G C majorC
And you'll panic and throw your own shit at the enemy
FF G+G C majorC A minorAm
The camera pulls back to reveal your true identity
FF
Look, it's a sheep in wolf's clothing
G+G FF
A augmentedA smoking gun-holding ape
FF C majorC
Trumpet riff:
Verse 2:
FF C majorC
Any asshole can open up a museum
FF
Put all the things he loves on display
C majorC
So everyone could see 'em
FF C majorC
The house, the car, a thoughtful wife
FF C majorC
Ordinary moments in his ordinary life
Chorus:
FF G+G C majorC
But if she blinks or smiles, she'll give you away
FF G+G C majorC
'Cause no one wants to pay to see her happiness
FF G+G C majorC A minorAm
No one wants to pay to see her day-to-day
FF
And I'm not buying it, either
G+G FF
But I'll try sellin' it anyway
Verse 3:
FF C majorC
Any idiot can play Greek for a day
FF C majorC
And join a sorority or write a tragedy
FF C majorC
And articulate all that pain
FF C majorC
And maybe you will get paid
Chorus:
FF G+G C majorC
But it's a sin when success complains
FF G+G C majorC
And your writer's block, it don't mean shit
FF G+G C majorC A minorAm
Just throw it against the wall and see what sticks
FF G+G
Gotta write a hit, I think this is it
FF
It's a hit
FF C majorC
Trumpet riff:
C majorC
And if it's not
Refrain:
FF C majorC
Then it's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC FF
Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby
Verse 4:
FF C majorC
Any fool can play executioner for a day
FF C majorC
And say, with fingers pointed in both directions
FF C majorC
"He went that-a-way
FF C majorC
It's only a switch or syringe
FF C majorC
I'm exempt from eternal sins"
FF C majorC
But you still wear a cross
FF C majorC FF C majorC
And you think you're gonna get in
Bridge:
FF G+G C majorC
Ah, but the pardons never come from upstairs
FF G+G C majorC
They're always a moment too late
FF
But it's entertainment, keep the crowd on their toes
G+G
It's justice, we're safe
FF C majorC
It's not a hit, it's a holiday
FF C majorC
Shoo-bop, shoo-bop, my baby
Refrain:
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah
FF C majorC
I'm a holiday for a hanging
FF C majorC
I'm a holiday for a hanging
FF C majorC
I'm a holiday, yeah
FF C majorC
I'm a holiday for a hanging
FF G+G C majorC
It's a holiday for a hanging, yeah