Its Hard To Wave In Handcuffs chords by The Replacements

It's Hard to Wave in Handcuffs
(Paul Westerberg)
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Intro:
Eb Bb F Eb

Verse 1:
Eb          Bb
Sweat poured down his brow
F               Eb
When the temperature is below zero
Eb          Bb
First guy he tries to rob
F         Eb
Turns out to be a hero
Eb (x2)

Eb      Bb
He ran and he hid
F         Eb
When the guy said, just forget it kid
Eb (x1)

Eb                Bb
If it's a hood they want, It's a hood they'll get
F             Eb
This time he's ready, and set
Eb (x1)

Eb       Bb
Guzzled half a Colt
F           Eb
That was sitting on a dryer
Eb       Bb
In an old laundromat
Gm     Eb
What do you think about it
Eb (x1)

Eb               Bb
When he was through he put the bottle in a jacket
F           Eb
With six more from the rack
Eb (x1)

Eb           Bb
Stumbled into the alley for some fun and
Gm         Eb
Some money And some crackerjack
Eb (x2)

Chorus 1:
Gm
Wipe that goddamn smile off face
Eb
I'll blow a hole your wife can't mend
F
Stuck my gun into his ribs
Eb
I'm glad I left the bullets where I did
Gm
Just don't say nothing
Eb
Don't say nothing
F   F   Eb   Eb

Verse 2:
Eb       Bb
Walked down the street
F        Eb
Snow is falling down
Eb          Bb
Twenty bucks he took, Left one buck
F      Eb
'Tip a bum, It's good luck
Eb (x2)

Eb        Bb
Bruce Springsteen
F        Eb
Getting his hair curled
Eb      Bb
Otis Redding
F        Eb
Hanging out the clothes
Eb (x1)

Chorus 2:
Gm
Wipe that goddamn smile old friend
Eb
I'll blow a hole your wife can't mend
F
I'll shoot your head and rip that chest
Eb
You can move in it, just be my guest
Gm
Wipe that motherfucker off that
Eb
I own that Cadillac
F         Eb
God what did I do

Ending:
Gm
A girl I haven't seen in years
Eb
Waved to me, I held my tears
F
She thought my shirt it must have been stuffed
Eb            Eb