The Ugly Man Sings chords by Remo Drive

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

🎸 Intro:

Dm  Bb  C  A
Gm  Gm  C  A




🎸 Verse 1:
           Dm
Of all the children I've tamed
         Bb
Who must bear this weight
         C                        A
You have always been one of most resistance
       Gm
I can't comb your hair or eat your bread
    C         A
Without being bitten
           Dm
You're too big for my breast
Bb
But too small to pay rent
      C                           A
And I don't want to be your second mother
         Gm
When you writhe and twist in your spasmodic fits
       C                  A
I feel nothing other than bothered

🎸 Pre-Chorus:
Bb      C
Often I ponder
F                      Dm
How to send you back into your mother
  Bb              C
I think you would benefit
A                           Dm
From more time in there for development


🎸 Chorus:
Dm
How hard could it really be?
Dm                              C        Dm       Bb
How hard could it really be for you to behave for me?
Dm
How hard could it really be?
Dm                              C        Dm       Bb
How hard could it really be for you to behave for me?
     Am       C
This could be easy


Piano 🎸 Solo:
Dm
Dm   A  Gm
Dm   A  Gm


🎸 Verse 2:
          Dm
I've seen every seam
Bb
Every fold, and every crease
       C                       A
In the fabric of the world you inhabit
     Gm
I am unimpressed by the will you possess
C           A
And the way you exercise it
          Dm               Bb
Just like any pest who has overstepped
C                      A
there will certainly be some repercussions
       Gm
I will poison the well in the place which you dwell
C                 A
And leave without hesitation


🎸 Pre-Chorus:
Bb      C
Often I ponder
F                      Dm
How to send you back into your mother
  Bb              C
I think you would benefit
F                           Dm
From more time in there for development


🎸 Chorus:
Dm
How hard could it really be?
Dm                              C        Dm       Bb
How hard could it really be for you to behave for me?
Dm
How hard could it really be?
Dm                              C        Dm       Bb
How hard could it really be for you to behave for me?
     Am       C
This could be easy


🎸 Outro:
Dm    A  Gm
Dm    A  Gm
Dm    A  Gm
Dm    A  Gm
Gm    Bbm
Gm    Bbm
Dm