Tuning: Standard (E A D G) Key of C Major (D) If I could be Anything (G) In this world that Flew G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----0---2---4--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------0---2--| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|-----3----------| (D) I would be a Bat and come (G) Swooping after You, and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----4---2---0--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------0---2--| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|-----3----------|
(D) If the last time You were here (G) Things were a bit Askew, well you G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----0---2---4--|----------------|-------------0--| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------2------| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|----------------| (Eb) Know what (Bb) Happens after (F) Dark when G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|-3/------8/--3--| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1--------------|----------------| (Eb) Rattlesnakes lose their (Bb) Skins and their (F) Hearts and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------3333--| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|-3-------------3| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1--------------|----------------| (Eb) All the mission- (Bb) Aries lose their (F) Barks oh G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1\-------15\---|-------------1--| (C) All the trees are (F) Calling after (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-------3\-|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-----1------1/--|-3/-------15----|---------\3-----| (C) All the venom (F) Snipers after (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-------3\-|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|-----1------1-2-|-3-------3------|---------3------| (C) All the mountains (F) Bolder after (G) You G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-------3\-|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-----1------1/--|-3-------3/------|-------15\---3-| (D) If I could be Anything (G) In this world that Bites G|----------------|----------------|-0--------0-----|----------0-----| D|-0--------0-----|----------0-2-4-|----------------|------------3-2-| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (D) Instead of a dentured Ocelot on a leash, (G) I'd rather be your Kite G|----------------|----------------|-0--------0-----|----------0-----| D|-0--------0-----|----------0-2-4-|----------------|------------3-2-| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (D) Be tied to the End of your string and (G) Fly through the air babe at Night, cos you G|----------------|----------------|-0--------0-----|----------0-----| D|-0--------0-----|----------0-2-4-|----------------|------------3-2-| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (Eb) Know what they (Bb) Say about honey (F) Bears when you G|-8-------7---5--|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|-8-------7---5--|-8/------15-----|---------\8-----| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (Eb) Shave off (Bb) All their baby (F) Hair and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|-0--------------| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1/---------8---|---------\1-----| (Eb) You have a hairy-minded (Eb) Minded pink bare (F) Bear and G|-------------0--|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------3------|-3-------1---0--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|-3\-------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------1-----| (C) All the bells are (F) Rolling out for (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----5/10\------|-----3-3--2h3h4-|h5-------5---5--|--------3---2-0-| A|--3-------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| (C) All the stones are (F) Erupting out for (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----5/10\------|-----3-3--2h3h4-|----------------|----------------| A|--3-------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|-------1-0--1---|-3--------------|---------3------| (C) All the cheap blood (F) suckers are flying after (G) You G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----3------/13\|-----8----------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|---------3------| (D) Yesterday Daisy May and Biff were (G) Grooving on the Street G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----0---2---4--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|-----3---1---0--| (D) And just like in a Movie her (G) Hands became her Feet G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----0---2---4--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------0---2--| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|-----3----------| (D) Her belly button Was her mouth which meant (G) She tasted all she'd Eat but the G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-0--------------|-----0---2---4--|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------0---2--| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|-----3----------| (Eb) Funny thing was what (Bb) Happened to her (F) Nose ooh it G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1--------------|-8\--------1----| (Eb) Grew until it (Bb) Reached all of her (F) Toes G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1--------------|-8\--------1----| (Eb) Now when people say her (Bb) Feet smell they mean her (F) Nose G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-------------3--|-1-------0------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|-------------3--|-1--------------|-8\--------1----| (C) And curtains laced with (F) Diamonds dear for (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-------3--|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|--------0--1--2-|-3-------3------|---------3------| (C) All the Roman (F) Noblemen for (G) You and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-----/13\-|-----8------10--|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------3------| (C) Kingdom's christian (F) Soldiers dear for (G) You and G|----------------|----------0---2-|-0--------------|----------------| D|----------------|-----3----------|--------0-------|----------------| A|-----3----0---2-|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|---------3------| (C) Melting ice cap (F) Mountain tops for (G) You (wo oh oh) and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|-----0------0---|----------------|----------------| A|-----3-------3--|----------3-----|----------------|--------------0-| E|----------------|--------------3-|-1-------1------|---------1--3---| (C) Bats that with a (F) Kiss turn prince for (G) You G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----3-------3\-|-----0------0---|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|-3-------3------|---3-----3------| (C) (F) Swoop, swoop (G) Oh baby rock, rock G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----3-----/13\-|-----8/---------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|---------3------| (C) (F) Swoop, swoop (G) Oh baby rock, rock G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----3-----/13\-|-----8/---------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|---------3------| (C) (F) Swoop, swoop (G) Oh baby rock, rock G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----3-----/13\-|-----8/---------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------0-2-| E|----------------|----------------|-3--------------|---------3------| ************************************ | / Slide up | \ Slide down | h Hammer-on ************************************