Fitter Happier chords by Radiohead

Spoken:
N.C.
Fitter, happier, more productive

Comfortable (not drinking too much)

Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)

Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries

At ease

Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
Bbm
A patient, better driver

A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)

Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
Adim
No paranoia

Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)

Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Bbm
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
Adim
Favours for favours

Fond but not in love

Charity standing orders

On Sundays ring road supermarket
                             Gm
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)

Car wash (also on Sundays)

No longer afraid of the dark

Or midday shadows

Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
        Adim
Nothing so childish

At a better pace

Slower and more calculated

No chance of escape

Now self-employed

Concerned (but powerless)
Gm
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)

Will not cry in public

Less chance of illness
                            Adim
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)

A good memory

Still cries at a good film
Gm
Still kisses with saliva

No longer empty and frantic

Like a cat

Tied to a stick

That's driven into
Bbm
Frozen winter sh*t (the ability to laugh at weakness)

Calm

Fitter, healthier and more productive

A pig

In a cage

On antibiotics