The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker chords by Prince (Ver. 2)

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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   Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade

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   She worked the night shift

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   Dishwater blonde, tall and fine

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She got a lot of tips


[Verse 2]

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Well, earlier I’d been talkin’ stuff in a violent room

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   Fightin’ with lover’s past

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I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine

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Dorothy was fast


[Verse 3]

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Well, I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain’t to hungry"

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   Dorothy laughed

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She said - "It sound like a real man tome (you’re kinda cute)

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You’re kinda cute, you wanna take a bath?" (Do you wanna, do you wanna?) ... Bath?


[Verse 4]

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Oh, I said - "Cool, but I’m leavin’ my pants on (What you say?)

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Cuz I’m kinda goin’ with someone"

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She said - "Sound like a real man to me

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Mind if I turn on the radio?"


[Bridge 1]

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"Oh, my favorite song," she said

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And it was Joni singing, "Help me, I think I’m falling"

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(Drring) The phone rang and she said

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"Whoev er’s calling can’t be as cute as you"

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    Right then and there I knew I was through (Dorothy Parker was cool)


[Interlude]

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[Verse 5]

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My pants were wet, they came off

But she didn’t see the movie cuz she hadn’t read the book first

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Instead she pretended she was blind

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An affliction brought on by a witch’s curse

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Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha, ha ha)

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I felt much better so I went back to the violent room

(Tell us what you did, what you did) Let me tell you what I did


[Bridge 2]

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   I took another bubble bath  with my pants on

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  All the fighting stopped

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Next time I’ll do it sooner

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This is the bal  lad of Dorothy Parker


[Outro]

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