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Verse 1: A5 If you're looking for somewhere to go A5 Thought I'd take you to a movie show E5 A5 Sitting in the back and I'll jack you off A5 I can't give you everything you want A5 But I can take you to a restaurant E5 A5 If you're not hungry I'll jack you off A5 If your man ain't no good A5 Come on over to my neighborhood E5 A5 We can jump in the sack and I'll jack you off A5 If you're tired of the masturbater A5 Little girl, we can go on a date E5 A5 And if you like, I'll jack you off Chorus: E5 A5 I'll jack you off, jack you off E5 A5 I'll jack you off, jack you off Verse 2: A5 I only do it for a worthy cause A5 Virginity or menopause E5 A5 You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack you off A5 If you really, really want to be a star A5 We got to do it in your mamma's car E5 A5 Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack you off A5 If we can't find no place to go A5 Girl, I'll take you to a movie show E5 A5 We can sit in the back and I'll jack you off Chorus 2: E5 A5 I'll jack you off, jack you off E5 A5 I'll jack you off, jack you off Solo: A5 E5 A5 x2 Verse 3: N.C. If you aren't chicken baby, come here N.C. If you're good I'll even let you steer D7 Eb7 E7 As a matter of fact, you can jack me off Outro: A5 E5 A5 D7 Eb7 E7 I'll jack you off A5 E5 A5 D7 Eb7 E7 I'll jack you off