Inbred Local chords by The Poxy Boggards

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
D
I'm an inbred local
      G
And I got no brain to speak of
       D                               A
And my furrowed brow gets deeper every day
    D                            G
My education's spotty, just this side of nonexistent
                D          A                D
'Cause knowin' things just might get in the way

Chorus:
D

Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D                           A
I wish I had more chromosomes today
           D
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D               A                     D
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Verse 2:
D
Well, the neighbours they all think I'm dumb
         G
'Cause I don't have opposin' thumbs
       D                      A
And I can not pick up the telephone
   D
I often sit at home and cry
   G
My cousin uncle tells me why
D                 A            D
Says it's due to lack of chromosomes

Chorus:

D
Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D                           A
I wish I had more chromosomes today
           D
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D               A                     D
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Bridge:
            G                            D
Oh well, my cousin-uncle-nephew told my sister-aunt Louise
         G                             D
That my cousin-father-grandpa has got triple-jointed knees
   G                                    D
My sister-cousin twice removed raised a flipper in despair
        G                                   D
And my darlin' niece and charmin' wife just spits up clumps o' hair
     G                            D
And as I sit and wonder you know that I've got to think
          A
That our gene pool's about as big as a kitchen sink

Verse 3:
    D
And I don't care what people say
    G
I'm quite content to be this way
    D                                 A
And to my close-knit kin I raise this toast:
D
Scripture verse and Bible song
G
Prove out my theory right along
     D                    A7                     D
Just look at the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost

Chorus:

          D
Oh God, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D                           A
I wish I had more chromosomes today
           D
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D               A                     D
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

NC
(One more time around the family tree, boys!)

Chorus:

D
Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D                           A
I wish I had more chromosomes today
           D
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
  G
I wish I had more chromosomes
  D                       A            D
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

NC
(More chromo DNA, huh-huh)