Hey Nonny Nonny chords by The Poxy Boggards

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


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A pretty girl men fight for
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They've even started wars
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How pretty does she have to be
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When she's down upon all fours?
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I find the ones who aren't so pretty
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Are diamonds in the rough
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Cause pretty girls may look good
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But the ugly know their stuff

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Just spend the night with Mabel
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I overcame my fears
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By going to the Gock and Bulls
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And drinking fifteen beers
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She'd do it all night long that girl
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She never calls it quits
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And her favorite way to please you
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Is by rubbing with her...

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Be they ugly or unsightly
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Or just plain make you sick

Every girl is pretty
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With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Mad Hellen is from Bedlam
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She sees fairies, ghosts, and spots
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Her face is worn and drizzled
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And her hair is all in knots
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And when I get down off that ship
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I run straight to her bed
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'Cause crazy girls do crazy things
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Whilst giving you some...

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Well Clair is such a scrawny girl
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As short as she is thin
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With buck teeth and a lazy eye
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And warts upon her chin
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But when she gets a man in bed
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She'll toss him like a rock

It's like the devil takes her
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When she's gnawing on my...


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Well Madge is not a pretty one
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She frightens all the boys
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But if they'd only knew about
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The techniques she employs
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She'll swirl and twirl and spin you
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Then point it at her bum

Then grin that toothless smile
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While she's gargling your...


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There's Gertie from Newcastle
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Who smells like fish and beer
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She's got one brow across her head
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And a cyst upon her rear
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But once you get to know her
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You'll really love that lass

For when she goes to work
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She'll suck the bed sheets through your...

Chorus:
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Be they ugly or unsightly
   C                   G
Or just plain make you sick

Every girl is pretty
         D
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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