Jade chords by Mike Posner

♫ Verse 1:

N.C.
Met a girl, her name was Jade
N.C.
Cuts her nails with a razor blade
N.C.
Says she lives by no one's law
N.C.
Ran my pride through a big chainsaw
N.C.
Have you heard of D.B. Cooper?
N.C.
I got pulled over by an old state trooper
N.C.
I met a girl, her name was Jade
N.C.
She cut my face with a razor blade

♫ Chorus 1:
    Em G    D               Em
Yeah
I screamed out in fury
Em   G         D            E
Yeah, but my cries were not heard
Em   G     D              Em
Yeah, the judge and the jury
Em   G             D       Em
Yeah, they could offer no cure

♫ Verse 2:
Em                G
I met a girl, her name was Jade
           D                           Em
She got a brand new man and they got engaged
Em                         G
The wedding's gon' be on a big green hill
     D                                  Em
They hope it won't rain but it probably will
Em                G
Her man, he was a football star
    D                           Em
He broke his knee, now he sells cars
                   G
Only so much that words can do
D                                   Em
Love is blind, but they cured that, too
Em                      G
You know, Gandhi has a son our age
             D                           Em
He said the freedom thing's just one big cage
Em                 G
I met a girl, her name was Jade
     N.C.
Her husband died, but she kept his name

♫ Chorus 2:
    Em G      D               Em
Yeah
she screamed out in fury
Em   G          D            Em
Yeah, but her cries were not heard
Em   G     D           Em
Yeah, her mom was so worried
Em   G               D       Em
Yeah, but she could offer no cure

Em G D Em (x2)

♫ Verse 3:
Em                    G
Boss man calls for a meeting at noon
D                         Em
Big cigar in an oak board room
Em                         G
We've got an idea and we think it's great
       D                               Em
Seven was too much, so we're gonna try eight
Em                G
Who made love to Scarlett Jo?
     D                               Em
And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go?
Em                 G
I met a girl, her name was Jade
           N.C.
Lived her whole damn life in a masquerade

♫ Chorus 1:
    Em G    D               Em
Yeah
I screamed out in fury
Em   G         D            Em
Yeah, but my cries were not heard
Em   G                D         Em
Yeah, they said I'll never see 30
Em   G          D         Em
Yeah, but they offered no cure

Em G D Em (x4)

♫ Outro:
N.C.
I met a girl, her name was Jade
N.C.
She cuts her nails with a razor blade