E For Effort Live Ukulele chords by Plastic Jeezus

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Performance: Leicester Comedy Festival Gala Preview Show

(Played with a whimsical, beachy vibe. Everytime a C is played it should be hammered as shown in the intro)

Intro:

    C                      A#maj7
A|--3-------------------|--0-------------------|
E|2h3-------------------|--1-------------------|
C|--4-------------------|--2-------------------|
g|--5-------------------|--3-------------------|

   F                      F          Fsus4 A#maj7
A|--0-------------------|--0----------1-----0--|
E|--1-------------------|--1----------0-----1--|
C|--2-------------------|--0----------3-----2--|
g|--0-------------------|--2----------3-----3--|
x2

Verse 1:
C               A#maj7
Every bike is a folding bike
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
    C               A#maj7
And every door is a sliding door
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
F             G
But not every boat  .
N.C.
Is a gravy boat.

C               A#maj7 x2
(Loop as nessisary to pad for laughter)

C                    A#maj7
Every lawnmower is a ride-on mower
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
    C              A#maj7
And every zoo is a petting zoo
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
F                      G           G*
  But not every burger king  .
N.C.
Is a drive thru

C               A#maj7 x2
(Loop as nessisary to pad for laughter)

Chorus:
       F                           G
And it seems to me im probably not welcome there again
         F                                               G
I made a hell of a mess and the manageress said I should hang my head in shame.

A|----------------------|
E|--3--1--0-------------|
C|-----------2----------|
g|----------------------|

C               A#maj7 x2

C                N.C.
Every Glass is a shot glass
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
    C              A#maj7
And every bag is a sleeping bag
F                     F                   Fsus4  A#maj7
You've just got to be prepared to put the effort in
F               G        G*
  But not every bank  .
N.C.
is a sperm bank

C               A#maj7 x2
(Loop as nessisary to pad for laughter)

Chorus:
       F                           G
And it seems to me im probably not welcome there again
         F                                               G
I made a hell of a mess and the manageress said I should hang my head in shame.

A|----------------------|
E|--3--1--0-------------|
C|-----------2----------|
g|----------------------|

C               A#maj7 x4

F               G        G*
  And not every song  .
N.C.
has a satisfactory ending.

************************************
| *  strum once
************************************