Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: D A You think you’re so smart G A You think you’re so cool D A Because you won big G A When the divorce judge ruled Chorus 1: D D7 He said sell the house Bm Give the money to you A# But you haven’t won yet: A Guess what I’m gonna do? G D I’m gonna blow myself up
Verse 2: D A People say that it’s dumb G A And I’m an unbalanced man D A But the logic is clear G A In my foolproof plan, as follows: Chorus 2: D D7 I’m gonna blow myself up Bm So you don’t get what you want A# And I’m gonna be dead D7 So you’ll feel really bad Bm And you’ll wish that you’d been A A little nicer to me G D I’m gonna blow myself up Verse 3: D A It’s the perfect solution G A I heartily recommend it D A For every slight and intrusion G A And every time you’re offended Chorus 3: D D7 Your boss is a jerk Bm A long line for one clerk A# You can’t find your keys A Nothing good on TV G D Just blow yourself up Outro: D Kids won’t do their chores A Just blow yourself up D The dog peed on the floor A Just blow yourself up D The waiter’s taking to long A Just blow yourself up D Got no idea for a song A Just blow yourself up
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