1000 Dollar Wedding chords by Gram Parsons

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It was a $1000 wedding supposed to be held the other day
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And with all the invitations sent, the young bride went away
         D                A
When the groom saw people passing notes
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Not unusual, he might say
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But where are the flowers for my baby
D                        G
I'd even like to see her mean old mama
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And why ain't there a funeral, if you're gonna act that way

E A

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I hate to tell you how he acted when the news arrived
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He took some friends out drinking, and it's lucky they survived
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Well, he told them everything there was to tell there along the way
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And he felt so bad when he saw the traces
    D             G
Of old lies still on their faces
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So why don't someone here just spike his drink
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Why don't you do him in some old way
                  D     C  G
Supposed to be a funeral
                      D  C G
It's been a bad, bad day

E A
                                   E               A
The Reverend Dr. William Grace was talking to the crowd
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All about the sweet child's holy face and the saints who sung out loud
       D                  A
And he swore the fiercest beasts
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Could all be put to sleep the same silly way
D                         G
And where are the flowers for the girl
D                  G
She only knew she loved the world
    D         A/C#       Bm    D/A      G       D            C G
And why ain't there one lonely horn and one sad note to play
                 D       C G
Supposed to be a funeral
                      D  C G
It's been a bad, bad day
                 D       C G
Supposed to be a funeral
                      D  C G
It's been a bad, bad day