The Stupidest Jackass Ever chords by Paranoid Schitzophrenia

D:xoo232
Em:022000
G:320003

(Chorus)

D
He was the Stupidest Jackass Ever(X2)
          Em
He wasn't smart and not too clever
                D
'Cause he's the Stupidest Jackass ever!

V1:

G
I went to get on it to ride,
When it kicked me off of its side
When I fell off, I nearly died
It looked at me and then I cried
(Chorus)
(Verse II)
When I got up, I looked at it,
It looked at me, and then it bit
my fingers and I threw a fit
I smacked-the-donkey and I said to it...
(All instruments pause for 2 secs.)
(Chorus)
Solo (MAJOR DISTORTION):
part I (x4)
E----------------------
B------9-9-9-7-10-10-10
G-9-9-9----------------
D----------------------
A----------------------
E----------------------
Part II:(x4)
E-----------------
B--9-9-7-10-10-9-9
G-9---------------
D-----------------
A-----------------
E-----------------
Then Part I, and also another chorus.

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