Sport Shorts Ukulele chords by Panuccis Pizza

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)


The Tuning I Used Instead Of GCEA IS EAC#F# (lowered Obviously)


Starting Tabs:

A-----2-----2-----0---0hm2--------|
E---0-----0-----2-----------2-0---|
C-0-----0-----2-----2-----------2-|
G-x-------------------------------|
This Tab Will Be Numbered As (1)

(1)x3


verse 1:
      Cmaj7                      Gmaj7
Well if I tried I could be an alcoholic
      Cmaj7                   Gmaj7
But I'm just too lazy to pick up a
              Cmaj7
bottle and run with it

Cmaj7

bridge:
         Cmaj7
Because I just can't stand to change my
Gmaj7
daily routine
           Cmaj7                  Gmaj7
And the only girls who give me the time
of day
      Cmaj7
Are far too young to realize the
  Gmaj7                        Cmaj7
horrible mistake that they've made
             Gmaj7               Cmaj7
I'm the horrible mistake they've made

Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7

pre chorus:
Cmaj7                   Gmaj7     Cmaj7
Self-deprecation is my favorite pastime after time
            Gmaj7             Cmaj7
It just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
        Gmaj7              Cmaj7
But at best I can still wake up in the morning
      Gmaj7       Cmaj7
And do it all over again

Gmaj7          Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7
All over again

(1)x4


chorus:
      Cmaj7                  Gmaj7
This isn't a song about how much you
           Cmaj7
hurt me I promise
                     Gmaj7
It's a song about how much I fucked up
       Cmaj7          Gmaj7
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
       Cmaj7
And made you think you ruined me
        Gmaj7                Cmaj7
When I had it in me all along
 Gmaj7                    Cmaj7
Had it in me all along (x3)

Gmaj7

(1)x4

chorus:
     Cmaj7                   Gmaj7
This isn't a song about how much you
            Cmaj7
hurt me I promise
                     Gmaj7
It's a song about how much I fucked up
       Cmaj7          Gmaj7
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
        Cmaj7
And made you think you ruined me
        Gmaj7             Cmaj7
When I had it in me all along
 Gmaj7                Cmaj7
Had it in me all along (x3)

Gmaj7


(1)x4