There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Hhaven't Thought Of It Yet chords by Panic! At The Disco

Chords with lyrics

There's A augmentedA Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
by Panic At The Disco

Standard Tuning

D7: ---- XX0212
F#7: --- XX4320
Am7: --- X02010
Am(add9): X02410
B7: ---- X21202
Baug: -- X21003


E minorEm
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
                 (A minorAm)
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
Am7Am7 G+G               (A minorAm)       (E minorEm)
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
       (C majorC)       (G+G)          BB
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

E minorEm                  D7D7
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
G+G                 Am7Am7
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
  A minorAm                BB
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
C majorC                B minorBm      BaugBaug
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

      E minorEm                      Am(add9) A minorAm
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pin------stripes
Am(add9) A minorAm Am7Am7    B7B7    F#7F#7 B7B7 E minorEm
Who------a, everything goes according to plan

E minorEm         B7B7          E minorEm      G+G  D MajorD
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
      G+G
Because you say so under your breath
     F#F#  B7B7        B minorBm      C majorC
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
C majorC      B minorBm    Am7Am7     G+G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
       Am7Am7     B7B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

BB C majorC BB C majorC BB

E minorEm
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
Am7Am7
I bet you just can't keep up with (keep up) these fashionistas, and
G+G                Am7Am7
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign
B7B7                 BB              B7B7
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...

E minorEm         A minorAm
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
     G+G           C majorC      BB
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Am7Am7            B7B7          C majorC
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
       Am7Am7  B7B7  A minorAm  B7B7  Am7Am7    B7B7
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

E minorEm         B7B7          E minorEm      G+G  D MajorD
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
      G+G
Because you say so under your breath
     F#F#  B7B7        B minorBm      C majorC
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
C majorC      B minorBm    Am7Am7     G+G
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
       Am7Am7     B7B7
Never looked better, and you can't stand it

E minorEm A minorAm G+G E minorEm
A minorAm BB E minorEm Em

E minorEm A minorAm G+G E minorEm
A minorAm BB E minorEm Em

E minorEm      A minorAm    G+G      E minorEm
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
   A minorAm       BB     E minorEm
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
E minorEm      A minorAm    G+G      E minorEm
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
   A minorAm       BB     E minorEm
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

   E minorEm            A minorAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
    G+G             E minorEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
      Am7Am7       B7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
       E minorEm
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

   E minorEm            A minorAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
    G+G             E minorEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
      Am7Am7       B7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
       E minorEm
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

   E minorEm            A minorAm
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like
    G+G             E minorEm
a night out with no one sizing you up
      Am7Am7       B7B7
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course
       E minorEm          B7B7 E minorEm
you'll be distracted when I spike the punch