As Little As You A Gordon Ramsey Song chords by Paddy Merritt

• Difficulty: Beginner 👶

Key: G

Verse 1:
     D
I'll ram a pumpkin right up your arse
          C                G
would you like it whole or diced
    D                          C             G
You fat useless sack of yankee dankee doodle shite
Em           A      Em        A
This isn't a pizza, This is a mistake
Em               A           G                  C
You used so much oil the U.S want to invade the plate
D                                 C      G
Donkey, doughnut, idiot sandwich, Panini head
D                       C          Gm
My gran could do better, and she's dead

Chorus:
D
I've never, ever, ever, ever
    C         G                       D    C                G
met someone I believe in as little as you (Where's the lamb sauce)
D
I've never, ever, ever, ever
    C         G                       D       C                   G
met someone I believe in as little as you (It Looks like Gandhi's flip flop)
             D  C  G
As little as you


Short Break:
D  C  G
C G
C G
C G


Verse 2:
      D
Chimi chuck it in the bin
           C                      G
Don't just stand there like a big muffin
    D
You surprise as to how shit you are
  C                  G
I wouldn't trust you running a bath
      Em                     A
You're getting your knickers in a twist
    Em                    A
The problem with yanks is they are wimps
Em                    A                     G          C
There's enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe
D
It looks like a bison's penis
             C            G
what is this shit, fucken gremlin
D                                   C                     G
You added to much salt and pepper I hear the dish singing push it


Chorus:
D
I've never, ever, ever, ever
    C         G                       D         C       G
met someone I believe in as little as you (It's Fucking raw)
D
I've never, ever, ever, ever
    C         G                       D                     C    G
met someone I believe in as little as you (Where's the lamb sauce)
             D                 C  G
As little as you (It's Fucking raw)
             D                           C     G
As little as you (It Looks like Gandhi's flip flop)
             D                 C  G
As little as you (It's Fucking raw)
             D                     C   G
As little as you (Where's the lamb sauce)
             C G C G C G  D
As little as you