You're An Asshole I Can't Stand You And I Want A Divorce chords by Orville Peck

• Capo on 3rd
• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: A

Intro:

A   F#m   A   F#m    (x2)


Verse 1:
A                F#m
 I woke up this morning
A                  F#m
 In our king-size bed
E             D             F#m
Everyday you get further away
A                F#m
 The silence is louder
A               F#m
 Then once you ?:
E                D                F#m
 But I hear the words you can't say

Pre-Chorus:
             A
You're goin' down on love
    F#m
And everybody knows
A                          F#m           E
Ride the high-country wherever you go
              D                       F#m
If you want a fire, grab hold of the reigns


Chorus:
    D            A
Get back in the saddle
      D            A
Ride away on your horse
          D                 A
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
      E       F#m  A     F#m   A   F#m
And I want a divorce


Verse 2:
A              F#m
 The light is fading
A                F#m
 And the day is gone
E              D                       F#m
 Nothin' much left in this one-light town
A                F#m
 You borrow you freedom
A                    F#m
 On the back of the dawn
E                  D                  F#m
 You're making me look like a rodeo clown


Pre-Chorus:
             A
You're goin' out on me
    F#m
And everybody knows
A             F#m                    E
You come out smelling like a rose
            D
Tell me goodbye
                 F#m
Grab hold of the reigns


Bridge:
A                                      F#m
Look, I don't care it was forty years ago when you won the high school spelling bee--
A
What are you even talking about?
                              F#m                                               E
Not everybody can spell "hippopotamus", and that's at least something you can hang on to
                        D
I can't even understand you with that thing on your face!
                F#m
Margo, you sure do take the "O" out of "country"
F#m
And you put the "L" in stupid


Out-Chorus:
    D            A
Get back in the saddle
      D            A
Ride away on your horse
          D                 A
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
      E         A
And I want a divorce
    D            A
Get back in the saddle
      D            A
Ride away on your horse
          D                 A
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
      E         A  D  A
And I want a divorce