Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
That midnight Van Leeuwen
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
Netflix and yeast infection
Chorus:
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I know sex with me is mediocre
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Sex with me is mediocre
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
But I can probably feel what you're feeling
Verse 2:
D MajorD
If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf
D MajorD
Can they turn the two of us into a tree?
D MajorD A augmentedA G+G
You still have the spare key
D MajorD A minorAm G+G
I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream
Chorus:
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I know sex with me is mediocre
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Sex with me is mediocre
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
But I can probably feel what you're feeling
Outro:
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I just want us to do well
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
I just want us to do well
E minorEm A augmentedA D MajorD E minorEm
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé