Hot Dog In A Hallway chords by NOFX

Intro:
F A  x4
F A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D
2x D


Verse 1:
             A        C#m    D   A#
She'll have another piece of pie
             A        C#m    D   A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A        C#m    D
She works hard at eating well
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
That's why I love her

Verse 2:
             A        C#m    D   A#
She's got a couple of pony kegs
             A        C#m    D   A#
Her arms are bigger than my legs
             A        C#m    D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
That's why I love her


Chorus 1:
             A        C#m    D   A#
I'm her butter she's my bread
             A        C#m    D   A#
She's like a mobile waterbed
             A        C#m    D
And when I got on top of her
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
I can't touch the mattress
             A        C#m    D   A#
And when her flesh begins to sag
             A        C#m    D   A#
She's like a human sleeping bag
             A        C#m    D
I feel so cozy safe and warm
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
She's my insulation


Verse 3:
             A        C#m    D   A#
I always know just where she sat
             A        C#m    D   A#
And when she's on me I get flat
             A        C#m    D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
That's why I love her


Chorus 2:
             A        C#m    D   A#
She's my phillie I'm her stud
             A        C#m    D   A#
Her bean is bigger than my pud
             A        C#m    D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
That's why I love her


Verse 4:
             A        C#m    D   A#
She'll have another piece of pie
             A        C#m    D   A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
             A        C#m    D
She works hard at eating well
        E     A        C#m    D   A#
That's why I love her