Food Sex And Ewe chords by NOFX

• Difficulty: Beginner

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
C                 F         G        C  F G
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
C                   F     G   C  F G
I'd rather watch 10 hours of tv
F            G                  F
But since I can't I'll think of food
               G
I'll think of sex
              F
I'll think of music
G                  C  F G
And I'll think of you

Verse 2:
C                 F         G        C  F G
I'd rather have a cold one by the sea
C                   F          G     C  F G
I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me
F            G                  F     G
But since I'm here and you're so far away
                 F            G
I'll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox
              C         F G
As I pass the day, hey


Verse 3:
     C               F         G        C     F G
I'd rather not spend my whole night driving
     C             F    G        C  F G
I'd rather not be on so much caffeine
F                G              F                G
But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping on some floor
              F             G               C  F G
I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home


Outro:
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