Total Bummer chords by NOFX

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
(Bass)
A C D E
A C D E


(Band joins)
Am C
Am C

   Am    C
Go away sunny day
   Am    C
Go away sunny day

Verse 1:
Dm
All the horny people sitting in
Dm
Front of their TV and thinking
F                C
What is wrong with me I'm not a monster
Dm
Why won't anybody fuck me
Dm
I don't wanna live life lonely
F               C
Why does everyone have to be perfect

   Am    C
Go away sunny day
   Am    C
Go away sunny day

Verse 2:
Dm
All the barflys sipping whiskey
Dm
Fighting ever present pity
F                 C
Wondering what they keep sucking back for
Dm
Is it the drink or trepidation
Dm
Watching all trains leave the station
F               C
Left standing alone without a ticket

Bridge:
Am        C
You light up my life
       F      C
You give me hope to carry on
Am        C
You light up my days
   F
And you
         C
You light up my life

Solo:
Am C
Am C

Verse 3:
 Dm
Stop searching cause there's no answer
 Dm
Just a long line of disaster
 F                C
There's no simple way to stop the sadness
 Dm
Life's not fair I'm glad it's not
   Dm             F
This isn't heaven just a lonely planet
             C
On the verge of self destruction

Outro:
Am

(Play the highest two strings)
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