Oxy Moronic chords by NOFX

verse 1
A
I've been called an OxyMoron
      G
Because I question which drugs our war's on
        D                      A
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
A
The healers have become the harmers
        G
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
    D
What we used to call dealers
       A
We now call doctors
A        E
I might be a CD Cynic
       F#m         D
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
         A          E
It's time they change the name of the oath to
     D        A
The hypocritic or the parasitic

verse 2
A
It isn't Adderalltruistic
  G          D
By overprescribing
               A
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
    A
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
    G
With a Subketamining
        D
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
          A
They should be Ativanishing

   A        E
With every Demeroltercation
        F#m     D
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
       A
You're just Cialistrated
     E       D
Cause we made your dick deflated


      A
It's OxyMoronic
      A
It's OxyMoronic


verse 3
       A
It should be doctors getting busted
      G
For their Klonopinions we trusted
        D
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
            A
That served us the Vicodinners
     A       E
I don't want to be an alarmist
       F#m        D
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
       A          E        D
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists


      A
It's OxyMoronic
      G
It's OxyMoronic
      D
It's OxyMoronic
      A
It's OxyMoronic


Bridge
         F#m
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
        D
The medical industrial complex
      A
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
      E
Because of Percosex
   F#m
How can we Hydrocondone
    D
Their blatant misconduct
      A
They don't care for patients
   D          E
They care about pushing product


verse 4
  A
Are you OxyMoronic
   G
For wanting your daily chronic
         D
And making your mom's house hydroponic
       A
You're OxyMoronic

      A
I've been called an OxyMoron
           G
For getting my metaphor on
  D
Linoleum is a Flooron
      A
I'm an OxyMoron


Verse 5
   A
It's time to be alarmed
         G
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
        D
Our country's being factory farmed
      A
It's OxyMoronic
   A
It's time to sound the alarma
     G
We can't put our faith in karma
     D
We got a common enemy
             A
And they're called Big Pharma


        A
And it's OxyMoronic
        G
And it's OxyMoronic
        D
It's all OxyMoronic
        A
It's all OxyMoronic