Oxy Moronic chords by NOFX

Chords with lyrics

verse 1
A augmentedA
I've been called an OxyMoron
      G+G
Because I question which drugs our war's on
        D MajorD                      A augmentedA
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
A augmentedA
The healers have become the harmers
        G+G
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
    D MajorD
What we used to call dealers
       A augmentedA
We now call doctors
A augmentedA        E MajorE
I might be a CD Cynic
       F# minorF#m         D MajorD
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
         A augmentedA          E MajorE
It's time they change the name of the oath to
     D MajorD        A augmentedA
The hypocritic or the parasitic

verse 2
A augmentedA
It isn't Adderalltruistic
  G+G          D MajorD
By overprescribing
               A augmentedA
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
    A augmentedA
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
    G+G
With a Subketamining
        D MajorD
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
          A augmentedA
They should be Ativanishing

   A augmentedA        E MajorE
With every Demeroltercation
        F# minorF#m     D MajorD
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
       A augmentedA
You're just Cialistrated
     E MajorE       D MajorD
Cause we made your dick deflated

      A augmentedA
It's OxyMoronic
      A augmentedA
It's OxyMoronic


verse 3
       A augmentedA
It should be doctors getting busted
      G+G
For their Klonopinions we trusted
        D MajorD
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
            A augmentedA
That served us the Vicodinners
     A augmentedA       E MajorE
I don't want to be an alarmist
       F# minorF#m        D MajorD
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
       A augmentedA          E MajorE        D MajorD
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists


      A augmentedA
It's OxyMoronic
      G+G
It's OxyMoronic
      D MajorD
It's OxyMoronic
      A augmentedA
It's OxyMoronic


Bridge
         F# minorF#m
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
        D MajorD
The medical industrial complex
      A augmentedA
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
      E MajorE
Because of Percosex
   F# minorF#m
How can we Hydrocondone
    D MajorD
Their blatant misconduct
      A augmentedA
They don't care for patients
   D MajorD          E MajorE
They care about pushing product


verse 4
  A augmentedA
Are you OxyMoronic
   G+G
For wanting your daily chronic
         D MajorD
And making your mom's house hydroponic
       A augmentedA
You're OxyMoronic

      A augmentedA
I've been called an OxyMoron
           G+G
For getting my metaphor on
  D MajorD
Linoleum is a Flooron
      A augmentedA
I'm an OxyMoron


Verse 5
   A augmentedA
It's time to be alarmed
         G+G
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
        D MajorD
Our country's being factory farmed
      A augmentedA
It's OxyMoronic
   A augmentedA
It's time to sound the alarma
     G+G
We can't put our faith in karma
     D MajorD
We got a common enemy
             A augmentedA
And they're called Big Pharma


        A augmentedA
And it's OxyMoronic
        G+G
And it's OxyMoronic
        D MajorD
It's all OxyMoronic
        A augmentedA
It's all OxyMoronic

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