Leaving Jesusland chords by NOFX

Verse:

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We call the heartland

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Not-very-smart land

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IQs are very low but threat levels are high


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They got a mandate,

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They don't want man-dates,

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They got so many hates and people to despise


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In the dust bowl,

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Cerebral black hole,

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The average weight is well over 200 pounds


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I hate to generalize,

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But have you seen the thighs?

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Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

Pre-Chorus:

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Maybe that's why they're so scared of us

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We've concerns others than fear and hunger pangs

Chorus:

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Queers, transgends and lesbians,

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Vegans and vegetarians,

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All you brownish red and yellow ones,

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Come and join us on the coast

Verse:

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No longer svelte,

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They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt

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They've blown out the fire

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Under the melting pot

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The red blood of America is starting to clot


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No compromise,

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No sight through others' eyes,

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They're just flies spreading pieces of shit


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You gotta emigrate

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Stop living in hate

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What makes this country great is dwelling on either side

Pre-Chorus:

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They don't want visitors in Jesusland,

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They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Chorus:

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We want people with college degrees,

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Drug use experience and STDs,

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People with open-minded philosophies

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Come hug California trees


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Cultural revolution now

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Neo-Conservatives run outta town

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We're gonna burn Orange County down

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Then we're off to Riverside

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Bakersfield and Fresno too

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Then we're coming after you

Verse:

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The fear stricken

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Born again Christian

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They got a vision, a homogenized state


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Textbook decline,

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Intelligent design,

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They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate

Pre-Chorus:

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They don't want visitors in Jesusland

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They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Chorus:

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Punk Rockers and Emo kids,

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People doin' things the church forbids,

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Buddhists, Agnostics and Atheists

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We're moving out of Jesusland


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Art students and thespians,

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Excluding Country, all the musicians

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We want all hookers and comedians,

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Nihilists are welcome too


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No longer svelte,

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They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt