Hot Dog In A Hallway chords by NOFX

Intro:
F A x4
F A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D
2x D


Verse 1:
       A    C#m  D  A#
She'll have another piece of pie
       A    C#m  D  A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
       A    C#m  D
She works hard at eating well
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
That's why I love her

Verse 2:
       A    C#m  D  A#
She's got a couple of pony kegs
       A    C#m  D  A#
Her arms are bigger than my legs
       A    C#m  D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
That's why I love her


Chorus 1:
       A    C#m  D  A#
I'm her butter she's my bread
       A    C#m  D  A#
She's like a mobile waterbed
       A    C#m  D
And when I got on top of her
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
I can't touch the mattress
       A    C#m  D  A#
And when her flesh begins to sag
       A    C#m  D  A#
She's like a human sleeping bag
       A    C#m  D
I feel so cozy safe and warm
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
She's my insulation


Verse 3:
       A    C#m  D  A#
I always know just where she sat
       A    C#m  D  A#
And when she's on me I get flat
       A    C#m  D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
That's why I love her


Chorus 2:
       A    C#m  D  A#
She's my phillie I'm her stud
       A    C#m  D  A#
Her bean is bigger than my pud
       A    C#m  D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
That's why I love her


Verse 4:
       A    C#m  D  A#
She'll have another piece of pie
       A    C#m  D  A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
       A    C#m  D
She works hard at eating well
    E   A    C#m  D  A#
That's why I love her