Food Sex And Ewe chords by NOFX

• Difficulty: Beginner

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
C         F     G    C F G
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
C          F   G  C F G
I'd rather watch 10 hours of tv
F      G         F
But since I can't I'll think of food
        G
I'll think of sex
       F
I'll think of music
G         C F G
And I'll think of you

Verse 2:
C         F     G    C F G
I'd rather have a cold one by the sea
C          F     G   C F G
I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me
F      G         F   G
But since I'm here and you're so far away
         F      G
I'll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox
       C     F G
As I pass the day, hey


Verse 3:
   C        F     G    C   F G
I'd rather not spend my whole night driving
   C       F  G    C F G
I'd rather not be on so much caffeine
F        G       F        G
But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping on some floor
       F       G        C F G
I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home


Outro:
C F G
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