California Drought Ukulele chords by NOFX

Intro:
C G D

Verse:
    G                 C
I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California
     D                  Em
I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn’t had a drink
     G
Like cleaning gums or huggin’ bums
     C
Or doin’ something that you know’s good for ya
     D
Those times are tedious and tenuous
           Em
And hopefully much shorter than a blink

Verse:
C      G       Am       Em
I’m so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life
   C      D              Em
But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without
   C       D      G        Em
Taking codones is insane, I don’t wanna kill I want more pain
   C        D        G
So like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out

Verse:
    G                  C
I got the one job that it’s frowned upon if you’re not a user
    D                    Em
The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs
    G             C
I’ll go to a meeting and get called a loser
    D                   Em
Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer


 C        G     Am       Em
He’s got the sh*t from 1910, bottled H that’s genuine
 C        D
I just wanna see what all the hype’s about
 C      D       G       Em
I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months?
     C        D       G
And like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out

     G/        N.C.      C/
My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma
      D/                       Em/
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush
     G/                      C/
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that’s just a rumor
      D/                     Em
And I’m sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don’t gimme the same rush

Outro:
    C      G    Am       Em
I’m a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux
    C         D         B   Em
I’m not in fashion I’m in flux, so they all doubt
    C/      D/      G/      Em/
I just want some cocaine but it’s making me insane
    C/         D/          N.C.
I think I may have broken my brain so I’m dryin’ out