Best God In Show chords by NOFX

NOFX - Best God In Show

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VERSE:
G       Bm    C      Am
Ive no consideration, zero mutual respect
G         Em       C       D
For billions who suffer from , rational thought neglect
G          Bm        C        Am
I dont wanna waste a sentence,  I dont want a convert-sation
G           Em   C        D
Thats gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation

CHORUS:
C            D       G
And I find its getting harder to hang out
C           D      Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C         D
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark
G             Em
and that their god is the best
C        D      G
My distaste has turned into detest

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VERSE:
G         Bm C         Am
Who would read a 2000  year old medical journal
G         Em     C        D
Techniques for bloodletting,  advice on Trichinosis
G       Bm       C          Am
Would you navigate the globe  with a map of a flat earth
G      Em    C             D
Without DNA testing,  would you believe virgin birth

CHORUS:
   C        D       G
And I find its getting painful to put up
   C        D    Em
With grown adults who actually believe
  C      D
In Unicorns and Creation,
  G           Em
and God always takes their side
        C    D       G
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide

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VERSE:
G         Bm   C            Am
Thank God for the Grammy,  thank God for the touchdown
G           Em C       D
Thank God for blowing up  the enemy's sacred ground
G       Bm       C            Am
So how am I supposed to take  anything you say seriously?
G         Em      C          D
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny
CHORUS:
    C     D       G
And its getting agonizing to hang out
   C        D     Em
With grown adults who actually believe
C       D
Mythology and history
   G      Em
trump physics and science
  C      D       G
My aversion has turned to abhorrence

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