Alcopollack chords by NOFX

NOFX - Alcopollack

♫ Verse:
F              Gm
How does the drunkest person on the bus
C              F
Wake up and manage to take such
      G
good care of us?
F
An honorable man that's
 Gm
impossible to hate
C
Even though his laugh to joke
   G
ratio is about one in eight

♫ Pre-Chorus:
C
What is it about him?
C
What sets him apart?
F
How does such a tiny person
  G
have such a big heart?
Fm
He only sometimes drops the
C
ball
G
Like the six times he told the bus to leave
G
When one of us was at a petrol station
G
Shitting in a bathroom stall

♫ Chorus:
F
That's David Pollack
Fm
Alcoholic
     Gm
Real dedication
     G
To inebriation
      Fm
My friend David
      C
Master of Kung-Fu
     F
We're all singing this song
      G
just to say thank you
            C
And one day we're gonna get you back

♫ Verse:
F
He's not a giant man
      Gm
But he represents some giant voices
  C
But sometimes Alcopollack
    F
doesn't make the greatest
 G
choices
  F
He might excel in tours and food
    Gm
But he lacks something in tact
  C
He told Dexter that his band sucks
    G
And he called Matt Freeman fat

♫ Pre-Chorus:
C
He pissed off Graffin and

insulted Tré Cool's first
      F
wife and fiancée

That's how he lost Bad
 Gm
Religion, The Offspring
C
Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad
G
Caddies, Rise Against
G
But the one that hurt the most must have
been Green Day

♫ Chorus:
      F
That's Alcopollack
      Fm
Philanthro-folic
      Gm
Grappa all nighter
       G
Bar fight inciter
      Fm
My friend David
        C
For all your dedication
F
This song is for you
        G
To show all our appreciation
   C
But why Do you always have to be on vacation?