Chords with lyrics
NOFX - Alcopollack
♫ Verse:
FF G minorGm
How does the drunkest person on the bus
C majorC FF
Wake up and manage to take such
G+G
good care of us?
FF
An honorable man that's
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impossible to hate
C majorC
Even though his laugh to joke
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ratio is about one in eight
♫ Pre-Chorus:
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What is it about him?
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What sets him apart?
FF
How does such a tiny person
G+G
have such a big heart?
F minorFm
He only sometimes drops the
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ball
G+G
Like the six times he told the bus to leave
G+G
When one of us was at a petrol station
G+G
Shitting in a bathroom stall
♫ Chorus:
FF
That's David Pollack
F minorFm
Alcoholic
G minorGm
Real dedication
G+G
To inebriation
F minorFm
My friend David
C majorC
Master of Kung-Fu
FF
We're all singing this song
G+G
just to say thank you
C majorC
And one day we're gonna get you back
♫ Verse:
FF
He's not a giant man
G minorGm
But he represents some giant voices
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But sometimes Alcopollack
FF
doesn't make the greatest
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choices
FF
He might excel in tours and food
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But he lacks something in tact
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He told Dexter that his band sucks
G+G
And he called Matt Freeman fat
♫ Pre-Chorus:
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He pissed off Graffin and
insulted Tré Cool's first
FF
wife and fiancée
That's how he lost Bad
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Religion, The Offspring
C majorC
Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad
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Caddies, Rise Against
G+G
But the one that hurt the most must have
been Green Day
♫ Chorus:
FF
That's Alcopollack
F minorFm
Philanthro-folic
G minorGm
Grappa all nighter
G+G
Bar fight inciter
F minorFm
My friend David
C majorC
For all your dedication
FF
This song is for you
G+G
To show all our appreciation
C majorC
But why Do you always have to be on vacation?