Thanks To Uncle Stacy chords by Nick Lutsko

• Capo on 1st

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Db

Difficulty: Novice

Legend:
C: x32010
F: 133211
G: 320003

Verse 1:
           C
I ride the brake until the top of the hill
       C
You're asking me to swallow a pill
                       F
That is bigger than my body
                    C
It's bigger than my will
   C
We crash against the radio waves
     C
They infiltrate and feast on our brains
                         F
I pump my inner ear with silence
                           C
But that only makes things worse
                           F
I soak my eyeballs deep in violence
                            G
But then my heart begins to hurt

Refrain:
          F
Oh well - irony, ironically
                                C        G
Becomes the standard recipe for normalcy
F
Who discovered what and how much longer
                       C           G
til it's cool again is all lost on me
N.C.
(This is not a democracy, this is a legacy)

Verse 2:
     C
Well I might ride my bicycle around
C
I passed out near the old playground
         F
And woke up to some kids
                           C
Sticking safety pins in my head
C
I shook em off and I fought with their moms
     C
They made some accusations and then called the cops
                F
I tried to ride away but then they maced me
                              C
And old man Jimmy left me for dead
  G                               F                   C
I woke up in the morning feeling ornery and I did it again

Guitar solo:
C F C G F C

Verse 3:
           C
The pencil dances in the palms of my hands
          C
The naked page patiently waits for inspiration
                     F
But it's wasted once again
                       C
And it's judging me so hard
         C
My Uncle Stacy is a magical man
         C
He lives alone out in the desert
                                     F
Eating cactus, making potions out of sand
                        C
And he sends them to my mom

Verse 4:
     C
Well I might ride my bicycle around
C
I passed out near the old playground
         F
And woke up to the kiss
                                   C
Of an interdimensional being on my lips
C
I shook it off and then reached in my pocket
C
It screamed something in Latin as I pulled the top off
              F                                                   C
Uncle Stacy's potion; it exploded and sucked it straight into the abyss
G                              F                     C
Thanks to Uncle Stacy, I'll be riding in the morning again