Lie down and be counted Neil Innes [Intro] G C G C D G [Verse 1] G Am There's no song for the singer, no words for the tune D G There's a mess in the message and a man on the moon Am There's no plan in the planet, it's all gone berserk D G There's a milk bottle shortage and the traffic lights don't work
[Chorus] G C Lie down and be counted Don't take any more D D Am G Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? [Verse 2] G Am But there's hope for the couples who stroll in the park D G There's nuclear power to light up the dark D Am There's national health and ice in the fridge D G And the occasional cow on a motorway bridge [Verse 3] Am There's extended credit on easier terms D G And something to kill all known household germs G Am There's sofas and armchairs and washing machines D G Stars on Sunday, fishfingers and beans [Chorus] G C Lie down and be counted Don't take any more D D Am G Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? [Verse 4] G Am There's no song for the singer, no words for the tune D G There's a mess in the message and a man on the moon Am There's no plan in the planet, it's all gone berserk D G There's an everything shortage and the traffic lights still don't work [Chorus] G C Lie down and be counted Don't take any more D D Am G Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? [Chorus] G C Lie down and be counted Don't take any more D D Am G Lie down and be counted What are we standing for? [Outro]