Boring chords by Neil Innes

Instrumental:
G  Em  Am  D7


Verse:
G                              Em
Daddy went off to work about 7:30
    Am                                 D7
He put on his overalls and his working gloves
         G                                Em
He said "United drew again" to his cousin Ernie
                     Am             D7     G
And read a magazine about crime and secret love


Chorus:
                     D
And if it all sounds boring
                 G
If it all sounds boring
                 D
If it all sounds boring
                                      C    G
Then there's something wrong with the song

Instrumental:
G  Em  Am  D7


Verse 2:
G                                   Em
Mama went down the hill to the supermarket
    Am                                 D7
She brought back groceries in a carrier bag
    G                                        Em
She hung up her coat and then she put on the kettle
    Am                 D7            G
Sat down with a cup of tea and lit a fag


Chorus:
                     D
And if it all sounds boring
                 G
If it all sounds boring
                 D
If it all sounds boring
                                      C       G
Then there's something wrong with the song Or you


Instrumental:
G  Em  Am  D7   (G  Em  Am  D7)*


Verse 3:
      G                                   Em
Young Billy grazed his knee on a concrete playground
    Am                                        D7
And answered "Yes, miss" when they called his name
       G                          Em
Auntie Mary rearranged her mantle pieces
    Am                    D7                G
And sucked a peppermint before the rent man came


Chorus:
                     D
And if it all sounds boring
                 G
If it all sounds boring
                 D
If it all sounds boring
                                      C       G
Then there's something wrong with the song Or you
G
Or me Or something