Pageant Material Ukulele chords by Kacey Musgraves

B
There's certain things you're s'posed to know
                    C#m
When you're a girl who grows up in the south
 B
I try to use my common sense,
                 C#m
But my foot always ends up in my mouth
    E
And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
     D#m
I'd fall down
      E       F#
And my mama cried when she realized

    B
I ain't pageant material
      G#m
I'm always higher than my hair
                     E
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
                          F#
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
     B
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial
      G#m
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
      C#m       E    F#       B
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't

        (G)
God bless the girls who smile and hug
                     C#m
When they're called out as a runner up on TV
 B
I wish I could, but I just can't
                     C#m
Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
  E
And who's to say I'm a 9.5, or a 4.0
         D#m
If you don't even know me
      E         F#
Life ain't always roses and pantyhose and

    B
I ain't pageant material
      G#m
I'm always higher than my hair
                     E
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
                          F#
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
     B
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial
      G#m
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
      C#m       E    F#       B
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't

G#m E F#

    B
I ain't pageant material
     G#m
The only crown is in my glass
                      E
They won't be handin' me a sash, and that's okay, cause there's no way
                   F#
You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
     B
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial
      G#m
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
      C#m       E    F#       B
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
        C#m       E    F#       B
Yeah I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't